How To Report The News

I was a journalism major…and I’m sad to report that this is both a joke and not…it’s exactly how they teach you to put together news stories. I have a reel from my internship at FoxNews to prove it. No, I won’t show it to you – I’d never be able to show my face in public again. Watching it myself is an exercise in humility.

Have a mentioned that I hate American television news?